Chapter 1: Cats, Dolphins and Men : Evolution Says Everything
Two important points that I need to disclose beforehand:
1. I like cats and dolphins.
2. I believe that humans are born
with a very unique gene, imRi8. It governs our life, behaviour, responses etc.
During our evolution to adulthood, this gene either transforms into, YimRi8
(seen in social activists, philanthropists, or general people with good
intentions etc), or it mutates into UrWr0ng (seen is CEO’s, political bosses,
Head of Departments, etc). Teenagers generally have a reversible methylated
version of imRi8, namely EvyB0dyWrng. The methylation occurs at Ser (as in serenity
end) of the protein chain. Subsequently, either it outgrows to YimRi8 or binds
forever into UrWr0ng.
The media is excited about this
new published research which furthers our views on Darwinism. Many titles just
had curious heading like why cat is cat and not dolphin? I wondered why, like
rest of billions earthlings. So, I decide to practice the ancient art of
reading combined with modern skill of downloading.
Here is link for the same, Cell (free copy to
download).
I read it myself and found that adaptation
causes evolution. The mammalian species that is best to adapt has better
chances to survive. Darwin too said the same, for once we all agree to the
knowledge of a married man [1]. They studied 20 mammals including cows
[2], rats, etc.
The article is a fine piece of
work which can further knowledge in understanding many aspects of evolution,
and maybe some smart brain might find something that we all missed.
Anyways, as reading and
downloading was happening, two news items further explain the evolution to me.
They are:
1. Vietnam eats cats and Chinamen are smuggling them: WOW !!!! So that’s how you evolve to keep GDP’s at such
high numbers. That is pure imRi8 gene working. No mutation just pure human instinct:
Learn, adapt and sell anything and everything.
2. Man claims to share some sweetness with a DOLPHIN: Well, this inter-species “TWILIGHT” saga was indigestible
for my Indian stomach too. Mind you we have bumpy roads to further assist in
digestion but it just didn’t digest. What was I missing? Then, I saw it, he
claims “He was Seduced”, well it suggest that UrWr0ng is playing it part. His
devil came from water with a tail, and he is left with a tale.
Species that is smart enough to
see an opportunity and grab it for its own purpose survives to see another day.
Humans for ages have been successfully doing this. It is heart and intentions
that makes the difference. In a moment's notice human can evolve into a canine to enjoy feline meat, or do anything else that is unthinkable. Finally, it has also mastered the art of "it wasn't me".
References:
1. Marriage is eye opener. A married man sees things through wife’s eyes
hence they see different things at same time.
2. Cows are smart animals. Few
geniuses blamed their methane rich fart to global warming. The global confederation
of cows and other milch animals kicked them out of their 60-seconds of fame
spot.
Afterthoughts:
1. Renamed imR8 gene to imRi8 on wife's suggestion. Ref 1 is self-explanatory here.
2. Geniuses all over world must be planning to submit (or already submitted) multi-million dollar research projects with titles such as "To study the rise in the numbers of murine population in China/Vietnam due to human consumption of felines"; "Is a rat origin epidemic in making?"; "Nutritional values of rat burgur, John Spartan style"; etc.
3. Pharma companies must have geared them with task of discovering novel molecules using analogue based/target based drug discovery for MIHDs (murine infected human disease syndrome). In few years, we will have oral/vaccine/monoclonal antibodies/peptide-non-peptide/binding-in-binding out/DNA/RNA inhibitors for MIHDs. Also, maybe a division specializing in contraceptives for inter-species adventures.
4. The publication world (media) will be busy too, publishing data, synthesis and reviews.
Afterthoughts:
1. Renamed imR8 gene to imRi8 on wife's suggestion. Ref 1 is self-explanatory here.
2. Geniuses all over world must be planning to submit (or already submitted) multi-million dollar research projects with titles such as "To study the rise in the numbers of murine population in China/Vietnam due to human consumption of felines"; "Is a rat origin epidemic in making?"; "Nutritional values of rat burgur, John Spartan style"; etc.
3. Pharma companies must have geared them with task of discovering novel molecules using analogue based/target based drug discovery for MIHDs (murine infected human disease syndrome). In few years, we will have oral/vaccine/monoclonal antibodies/peptide-non-peptide/binding-in-binding out/DNA/RNA inhibitors for MIHDs. Also, maybe a division specializing in contraceptives for inter-species adventures.
4. The publication world (media) will be busy too, publishing data, synthesis and reviews.
Conclusion : Human race is like virus, Mr. Anderson................................
